Snake of Journalism Beheaded, Annihilation Approaching!

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Ronan Keith

Have you ever heard the metaphor of the headless snake, how it cannot function if you cut off its head?  Well, something like that happened on the 15th of February, 2023.  Chief Editor Sierra Fong of the journalism seminar was infirm, afflicted with an incurable sickness, and thus unable to lead her seminar.  Former supreme leader Ellen, son of John, was also absent.  She had disappeared, gone where the goblins go, been taken away, along with other members of the seminar.  Thus, the snake that is the seminar was destroyed.  All upcoming projects were set back fifteen months.  The former staff writers soon gave in to insanity, with some even turning to human sacrifice. At approximately 3:08 or 3:09 PM, one student, Talula, was overheard saying, “Now, I have to sacrifice you,” to a colleague.  Other writers were induced into comas, becoming additional targets for the human sacrifices.  The only other person who could have restored order at this point, Ms. Monika Hash, the faculty supervisor, was also gone, so there was no hope at all for peace.

Everyone went mad, the end!